I've Nerja Been To A Place Like This

I am sure everyone who is going to blog about Nerja will talk about the beautiful view of the beach, the mountains in the background, and the 102 degree temperature for 3 days straight.  The most adventurous part of my night in Nerja was at the hotel desk after the Spain versus France futbol match.  Two guys from England were fighting about who was the better team and it turned physical.  After repeated British insults, one man punch a pane of glass in cafeteria and sliced his wrist straight open.  Instead of looking for a towel to stop the bleeding, he proceeded to the reception desk to ask for a cab to go to the hospital.  Meanwhile, I was standing there waiting to buy a password to use the "NOT-FREE" wifi.  His trail of blood went from the dining area to the front desk out to the street.  The blood stayed there for a good 40 minutes before some decided to clean it up.  This man was so irate, I've decided that he had 'fuego en la sangre'